Saturday, October 16, 2010

Our platform

1.  For Jack Russells, it's all give and not much get. Other breeds sleep all day and get more food than we get.
2. Small is beautiful. Just because we're small, doesn't mean we aren't smarter than labs, retrievers, and other large, dumb dogs who don't even have their own websites.
3. We just want what's due to us, nothing more. We are not a militant organization, not yet. However, we are affiliated with the ASPCA, and we are talking to PETA.
4. We are going global (Europe for now), and you can't stop us.
5. We have a publicist, and it's only a matter of time until we are on Good Morning America.
6. Our guys are already in touch with the White House.

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